Category Archives: Guest Columnists
You Think Covid-19 is Bad? Wait Until I Release The Pandemic Pocket New Testament
You don’t have to tell me that 2020 is turning out to be a veritable, traumatic melting-pot of apocalyptica. I mean, I’m over here, trying to coax that beast out of the sea, setting up a ways and means … Continue reading
Worried about bird flu? Take a number pal.
You think you’ve got worries when it comes to the Avian flu? You don’t even have a clue mister. Sure, there’s a “chance” that the H5N1 virus could mutate and kill most of you humans, but until then, I’ll tell … Continue reading
In which I blatantly use an accordion-player’s cheekiness for my own pathetic attempt at self-promotion.
Some thirty-five years ago, my father and I were watching some telethon in which Sammy Davis Jr. was involved. There he stood, in a tuxedo and hand-held mic, casually making small talk after a song. He then mentioned that his … Continue reading
I Am Not Responsible For Justin Beiber
It’s bad enough that I’m having to cut back on roaming to and fro in the earth as it is–that and trying to swat down any of this horrid nonsense that I am somehow responsible for this one-off, repurposed Vanilla … Continue reading
Master Of None 