Category Archives: Guest Columnists

Worried about bird flu? Take a number pal.

Posted on May 12, 2015 by

You think you’ve got worries when it comes to the Avian flu? You don’t even have a clue mister. Sure, there’s a “chance” that the H5N1 virus could mutate and kill most of you humans, but until then, I’ll tell … Continue reading →

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Richie Kotzen better give me credit for that girth feature, or I’m gonna go vertical up in here

Posted on March 24, 2015 by

I just spent all night, sitting up and seeding Richie Kotzen’s  Live from Sao Paulo into my torrent uploader.  I’m a spiteful wraith. That’s right, people.  Surely you don’t think the toxic, infernal underpinnings that brought you the Kardashian family … Continue reading →

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In which I blatantly use an accordion-player’s cheekiness for my own pathetic attempt at self-promotion.

Posted on June 26, 2014 by

Some thirty-five years ago, my father and I were watching some telethon in which Sammy  Davis Jr. was involved.  There he stood, in a tuxedo and hand-held mic, casually making small talk after a song.  He then mentioned that his … Continue reading →

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I Am Not Responsible For Justin Beiber

Posted on June 2, 2014 by

It’s bad enough that I’m having to cut back on roaming to and fro in the earth as it is–that and trying to swat down any of this horrid nonsense that I am somehow responsible for this one-off, repurposed Vanilla … Continue reading →

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