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The tax

Posted on May 6, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

In the incarcerated environment–and primarily this comes from my experience in the juvenile justice system, there is, no matter what any guard, counselor, authority, overseer, peeper, mutterer, mountebank, swami and necromancer has to say–a pecking order. I don’t care how … Continue reading →

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And the water heater bursts open

Posted on May 5, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

  So, I figured since I don’t drink, I could rack up a retrograde bank balance for what I “don’t spend in hedonistic beer-swilling” for Cinco De Mayo. Nothing doing. I have a straight-up geyser in my house. Water everywhere.

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The obligatory, Cinco De Mayo post, with an atrocious segue into horoscopes

Posted on May 5, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

I expect at any minute, a whole host of my white bread, Facebook affiliates to start posting pictures of themselves drinking loads of beer and yelling “CINCO DE MAYO!” I know I know.  A calendar date of which zero historical knowledge has … Continue reading →

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Sometimes

Posted on May 4, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

Work is so crazy, I start pining for exile on an island, suffering from seclusion, dehydration, and hallucinogenic turns while anthropomorphising a volleyball. Consider this a blog post.

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Oh yeah, and one more thing: regarding negativity

Posted on May 4, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

I could very well be accused of being 100 percent negative and rueful, melancholy and perhaps a bit spiteful in that last post.  And perhaps I can cop to bits and pieces of all of that. I know that this … Continue reading →

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Sunday’s phlegmatia 

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

I probably made up a word by doing that up there, but I don’t care. After the horrible syntax, diction and compounded Ebonics overload Satan used in the previous column (probably half of which have been given some form of … Continue reading →

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When I waived my hands in the air, I cared. I just lied about it.

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

I don’t know about you, but Ima ’bout to go sideways up in here. I’m fittin’ to get up in yo grill. I’m gonna put you all on notice right now before I head back to the crib: Lucifer is … Continue reading →

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My ebay auction.

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

THIRTEEN BIDS LATER: a whopping $3.29. The wind is at my back.

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Jesus Culture is in Brazil

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

If you’re in São Paulo tonight, go see them.   

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‘Bigfoot Hunt’ Goes Wrong… Horribly, Horribly Wrong

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

The epic quote for me: “Any story that starts out that someone is on a hunt for Sasquatch (Bigfoot), we probably have problems with you from the get go,” Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton told local media.

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