I probably made up a word by doing that up there, but I don’t care. After the horrible syntax, diction and compounded Ebonics overload Satan used in the previous column (probably half of which have been given some form of itemized validation by those Oxford savants) I figure I can just come in here with a “no quarter” approach to the Grammar rent-a-cops.

Besides, I at least need SOME interesting way to say, “I have nothing of interest to post at the moment.”

This is, primarily because I am at work, and a ten minute span in the parking lot with a sub-par iphone app doesn’t exactly cry “CANVAS, LEONARDO!”