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And the water heater bursts open

Posted on May 5, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

  So, I figured since I don’t drink, I could rack up a retrograde bank balance for what I “don’t spend in hedonistic beer-swilling” for Cinco De Mayo. Nothing doing. I have a straight-up geyser in my house. Water everywhere.

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The obligatory, Cinco De Mayo post, with an atrocious segue into horoscopes

Posted on May 5, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

I expect at any minute, a whole host of my white bread, Facebook affiliates to start posting pictures of themselves drinking loads of beer and yelling “CINCO DE MAYO!” I know I know.  A calendar date of which zero historical knowledge has … Continue reading →

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Sometimes

Posted on May 4, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

Work is so crazy, I start pining for exile on an island, suffering from seclusion, dehydration, and hallucinogenic turns while anthropomorphising a volleyball. Consider this a blog post.

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Oh yeah, and one more thing: regarding negativity

Posted on May 4, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

I could very well be accused of being 100 percent negative and rueful, melancholy and perhaps a bit spiteful in that last post.  And perhaps I can cop to bits and pieces of all of that. I know that this … Continue reading →

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Sunday’s phlegmatia 

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

I probably made up a word by doing that up there, but I don’t care. After the horrible syntax, diction and compounded Ebonics overload Satan used in the previous column (probably half of which have been given some form of … Continue reading →

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When I waived my hands in the air, I cared. I just lied about it.

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

I don’t know about you, but Ima ’bout to go sideways up in here. I’m fittin’ to get up in yo grill. I’m gonna put you all on notice right now before I head back to the crib: Lucifer is … Continue reading →

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My ebay auction.

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

THIRTEEN BIDS LATER: a whopping $3.29. The wind is at my back.

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Jesus Culture is in Brazil

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

If you’re in São Paulo tonight, go see them.   

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‘Bigfoot Hunt’ Goes Wrong… Horribly, Horribly Wrong

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

The epic quote for me: “Any story that starts out that someone is on a hunt for Sasquatch (Bigfoot), we probably have problems with you from the get go,” Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton told local media.

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Sailing into the high seas of tedium

Posted on May 1, 2015 by Ron Giesecke

It was my intention to post something of value. Merit. Gravitas. I should just persevere. I should just find a spare moment to find the grand aside–the luminous point-of-departure and peel off. It was H. L. Mencken that said “every normal … Continue reading →

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