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Apparently, drinking my coffee out of a SHERLOCK, ceramic pint glass isn’t helping

  Stupid clues . . . Abject genericism, plaid inferences, a veritable circa-1970’s television test pattern. Going to my “mind palace” isn’t helping. FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS. And it’s probably within a tenth of a mile from my front door. I just … Continue reading

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Today’s clues: now 52 percent more cryptic than yesterday’s 

 I just don’t know: Enjoy your careful search in a shell A tree is not a birch, It’s location will tell Now, Instead of focusing the search–or narrowing it down to an area I thought sure would have been vetted … Continue reading

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Bon Jovi arrested for brandishing loaded six-string on his back.

Claims to have “seen million faces,” and “rocked all.” Trenton NJ–notoriously handsome 80’s Rock and roll crooner, Jon Bon Jovi, was taken into custody for suspicion of brandishing a “loaded six string” this afternoon. Sources say it was on his … Continue reading

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Yep. I am as pathetic as the rest

Here’s the problem with thinking you have a cognitive edge on the rest of your neighbors. You don’t. I knew when I got out here, this place was going to be overrun with 300,000 erstwhile Rain Man stunt doubles, all … Continue reading

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Just a few 

  of the sorry sots running around proving my theory is FAR from original.

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Maybe I AM the idiot 

  Thus far, nor reports of the indigent organo-sleuths finding the loot.  Maybe the clues ARE some kind of reverse-psychological, rope-a-dope way to play the masses.   All I know is this. I’m stuck at work, and can’t flesh out … Continue reading

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And  I was right. The clue-writer is an idiot.

   Just as I figured.  They handed the clue-writing job of to someone with all the haiku subtlety of Jason from Friday the 13th:   Shasta Dam construction is not there, School, Dancing, Singing if you care   I’m not … Continue reading

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Working today

Which will give all of the canvassers, lurkers, loiterers, standers, and quasi-homeless-yet-own-an-iphone mountebanks drawing SSI funds a full NINE hours to be running around looking for that loot. Updates on the clues as they come in.

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A big thank you 

  To those that read, follow, comment, rubberneck, and lurk. I appreciate it all. I might just make a career out of this one day.

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I know it’s here.

and when SOMEONE ELSE FINDS IT, I will be vindicated and poor.  

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