Claims to have “seen million faces,” and “rocked all.”
Trenton NJ–notoriously handsome 80’s Rock and roll crooner, Jon Bon Jovi, was taken into custody for suspicion of brandishing a “loaded six string” this afternoon.
Sources say it was on his back at the time of arrest.
In a statement, Bon Jovi claimed that this day was “the same,” but “only the names have changed.”
“This is everyday,” he said. “It seems they’re wasting away.”
Guitarist Richie Sambora sprung immediately to his front man’s defense.
“Sometimes you tell the day,” he said. “By the bottle that you drink.” He then said he needed to “be alone to think.”
This was thought to be somewhat cryptic to some sources. Authorities are still trying to determine whether or not the steel horse Bon Jovi was riding at the time of arrest contributed to his “wanted” status.