The novel: striking my very first words 

Tomorrow becomes the day that the figurative feet get put to the literal prayers: I will be firing the very first salvo in the journey to write a book. A novel. A farce. An existential comedy. A real humdinger of an idea.

I once read a (now forgotten title) book that was a guide to the writing process. It had one idea that has never left me for one minute.

Imagine you have been given the task of trying to describe a town. Not a special town, just any boring old bit of static suburban cross -section.

One could start with a particular street. Not a bad idea. One could start with a building.

Or better yet, start describing A particular BRICK in the building, and then pan out from there. Before you know it, you’ve widened your descriptive iris and you have quite a picture painted.

Well, this is where I am. Studying the Crossroads–the one at which Bluesman Robert  Johnson supposedly cut a Faustian deal for his prodigious guitar skills.

But I’m not going to describe the roads. I’m going for something smaller.

And ultimately, for something much bigger . . .

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Vlogging 

IMG_5907So I went into Cal’s Books today and did a little Vlogging. I also pitched the idea to the owner about using it as my own self-serving platform for the rattle and hum of the blog.

He said “cool, just keep me out of it.”

But all in all, he thinks the idea is actually nice–mainly because he loves books and authors, but also the looming possibility that I could INSTANTLY become AS VIRAL AS Bruce Jenner’s Vanity Fair cover, and make him famous by proxy.

As for my Vlogging today? Well . . . I can’t promise anything riveting. But I DO need to patch a few pieces together. I will start planning a little better from now on, instead of walk around with some stream-of-consciousness approach.
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT–I repeat NOT–appear to get shot in a second-string CGI edit.

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Billy Squier, and the roadside bomb of helpful advice

I’m re-blogging this from a year ago,mainly because I think it was good, and because it needs more sunlight.

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!BUrMOEQBmk~$(KGrHgoOKkQEjlLmVIM2BKOq0!phpw~~_35One of the prevaricating tightropes I’ve had to maneuver in my life is the problem of exactly how much/what kind of advice to take in a variety of situations.

I say this because advice in the infancy phase of one’s learning is usually free of guile; anyone inclined to be threatened by the ascendancy of another usually do not possess this quality when the neophyte starts asking questions.

But then you have the aspect of apparent and burgeoning talent. What was once the roadside bystander in our competitive Super Mario game is now the odious, tailgating Luigi to our malevolent Bowser: bananas out of the side car. And fast.

I’ve always wondered whether Neil Schon was in line to audition for Journey when the guy in front of him was flailing away at million-mile-an-hour pentatonic licks. Neil turns to the guy and says,

“Word has it they’ve found their guy…

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Guest blogging

So blogger and author, John Guillen, over at Write Me a Book, John! has solicited guest bloggers.  Apparently, he has had enough of a cognitive lapse to allow me limited access to his dashboard.

That was last night. I just submitted an article.  We will see.  He has a lot more traffic than I do, for sure.  And part of guest blogging is the side-effect of exposure.

Maybe I went and did good.

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Book introductions, and why I hate them

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Introduction to Sherlock Holmes: The Complete Novels and Stories. Illuminating, erudite,and ruinous.

I now have a rule which is nearly intractable: I am no longer going to read the introduction to a book.  At the very LEAST, I’m waiting until after the book is read by me, before doing so.  And ‘d like to explain why.

When picking up a book–and especially a classic–there is something to be said for the experiential side being unsullied. Pure. As free from MSG, trans-fats and GMO’s as possible.

Why? If I’m getting ready to undergo an experience–which is exactly what reading is for me–would I want to appeal to the retrospective descriptions of someone I don’t know, and had nothing to do with the writing of the book, and listen to them say “hey, I’ve already read this, so here’s what you should think about this before you’ve read it yourself.”

So in reality, introductions by self-serving academics are really spoilers masquerading in the skirts of the analytical.  Here’s an example: and this involves a spoiler.

Imagine back in the day when The Sixth Sense came out in the theaters, that I set up a booth outside with a sign that said “CINEMATIC ANALYSIS: PASS HERE BEFORE SEEING FILM.”  As people came to me, I would wax eloquent in a long, studied dissertation:

“M Night Shyamalan has really outdone himself in both terms metaphorical as well as cinematic.  The protagonist, Dr. Malcolm Crowe, is initially-presented as a man of disillusionment, both as a husband as well as a child psychologist. This becomes somewhat offset by young client that appears to”see dead people.” Shyamalan’s very clever shell game with the perceptions of the audience are unmatched in this regard, as we are taken along for a ride we will never forget.  But let us not get too wrapped up in the eventual and revelatory discovery that both psychologist, client and others are actually dead themselves, and focus on Shyamalan’s sudden and cathartic revelatory technique–one of retrograde visual analysis; we are treated to a sudden and comparative visual account of every moment in the film where we thought Dr. Crowe had interacted with those in his life, only to discover he was part of an unheard world in the afterlife. We were led to believe that his wife’s contemplative moments of silence we her mourning a failing marriage, when in reality, he was watching her mourn his demise.  In reality, this is about relationships and their value, not just the hallmarks of an existential thriller.”

And that would be it.  I just ruined one of the greatest cinematic grassy-knoll shots ever delivered by a director–all in the name of erudition and illumination.

The lone exceptions might be where an author will write one themselves, or update one that they feel antiquated, such as Elie Weisel did in his book Night, which chronicled his time in the Auschwitz death camp.  But even then, I get a little suspicious.  George Lucas has proven to me that even the originator cannot always be trusted to handle their own material deftly–especially if the temptation to “fix was isn’t broken” is a part of their composite. Tousel-headed George has fooled around with his Star Wars series so much, that, quite frankly, I’m not sure I even like him anymore.

I don’t need some screening academic to warn me that the word “nigger” might show up in Huckleberry Finn. I furthermore don’t need to be headed off at the rhetorical turnpike over it.  I can handle it.  It was academics that banned the book in the first place.  It was perfectly smart people that couldn’t understand that Huck Finn is one of the greatest literary indictments against racism–and instead metastasized into a canal of overeducated nitwits that thought you and I might read the book and start lynching our black friends.

Point being is, I’d rather struggle with concepts presented and work them out, not have them handed to me by someone who’s “already been there.”

C.S. Lewis once said that the primary purpose of education was “not to cut down trees, but to irrigate deserts.”  The obsession with “weighing in” on keys texts, in my opinion, accomplishes the prior.

 

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Quote for the night

I remember when the definition of “perfect pitch” meant “throwing an accordion into a dumpster without hitting the sides.”

Posited thus:

 

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Resetting the brain (otherwise known as “getting away from screens”)

cropped-screen-shot-2014-08-21-at-8-54-04-pm.pngI’m not going to sit here an blow conjectural smoke at you as if I never pick up a smart phone anymore.  But my well-documented neurological downsides that stem from too much screen time was–and I emphasize WAS–cutting into my ability to read for concentrated periods.  I have no “expert” proof of that, but I also have no expert proof that I just drove my car. But the evidence is there.

I’ve recently forced myself into reading tactile material again.  And for extended periods.  And only, enough, I feel like there has been a degree of “resetting” of my brain that is allowing me grater concentration–even on extended narratives with complex eddies and undercurrents.

Worth noting, if nothing else.

 

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Work repartee 

At shift change today, my good buddy Donnie walks on to the POD and gives me the brotherly hug he always does.

“You smell good today,” he says.

“Really?” I ask. He looks at me all matter-of-fact.

“Nope.”

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Today

The progenitor of said blog is loaded down.

  • Work (day job)
  • Kids to a class immediately after day job
  • Music practice with youth band after said class
  • Evening service music containing fruits of said practice 
  • Magic tricks for a sober grad party at UNGODLY hours of the night
  • Alleged sleep before day job resumes tomorrow

And yet, I STILL may have some reasonably good observation to post. 

Thanks for being here. All of you!

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Book Review: FROZEN, by 3 1/2 year-old Bailee

The intellectual weighs in on fine literature.  And sings a song for you as well.

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