See, here’s the thing about running your own blog. Theoretically, I could post my epic fly-fishing film short Tenkara and the Man Card every single day.
But really, what I am going to gain by doing that? You’ll get sick and tired of my posting it. I’ll get sick and tired of posting it. But also, it starts to become intellectually incestuous for me to do this, because it’s like me selling tickets to a Super Bowl in which I am also the only player.
However, there is an ulterior motive for me to do this, I need some kind of over-the-top accelerant to goad An Opinionated Man into letting me guest blog on his site. He’s got 50,000 followers. He’s got chops. He’s got a prolific posting finger that just doesn’t stop. Homie’s got his finger on the pulse of a grip of urban killas!
So I figure, if I can convince him to watch my eleven minutes of rhetorical sausage-making, he’ll assume I’m the expositional heir-apparent to Anthony Bourdain, and bring me on board.
Nuff said. Quoth the Maven: