Not completely worthless. I have to head out to the Happy Valley Strawberry Festival and hector that masses with my card tricks. Somehow, for the last few days, I’ve felt like someone took a broomstick and shoved a rolled-up sock through my ear and into my brain.
That’s not to say I couldn’t be creative. But I’m plowing uphill to do it. Maybe after three hours of stealing watches*, prodigious card skills, and otherworldly thimble-rigging, I’ll have some substantive foray.
Until then, enjoy this card trick from a few years back. And yes. I was fat.
