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Federal Judge Orders Yngwie Malmsteen Forcibly Removed From Faux Leather Pants

Disciple of Hell no longer of use to nether-regions, consigned to playing Air Supply licks   Los Angeles–Acting on the legal request from Lucifer’s Son, a federal circuit court ordered the “immediate and forcible removal” of neoclassical rocker Yngwie Malmsteen … Continue reading

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I should have figured

that the visceral nature of a joke that DID SEEM FUNNY TO ME at the time may have actually freaked a few of you out. I apologize for that. That’s why I left in the part about where I sat … Continue reading

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